Spoiled Rotten Kitteh
“Where’s Data’s yellow foam ball?”
“I don’t know.” Steven looks up from his book. “I don’t remember the last time I saw it.”
“Hmm. Should I get a new one out for him?” I ask hopefully.
“NO! We need to put some of his toys away before we get any new ones out.”
“But why? They are only cat toys!”
“Because they’re ALL OVER the house and he doesn’t even play with them!”
See what an awful mother I would be?
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Hey, I guess my new book only provides 4 idioms per week! Yeah, should have researched that a bit better. I am probably going to spread them out – Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday… or something like that. (Or just tell me if you think I should get rid of the feature all together!)