A note from Data to Aunt Christina
Dear Aunt Christina,
You are so kind and thoughtful to send a personal gift to my home. You must be a member of my fan club. I apologize if I have not responded to your letters of love and affection in the past. I am very busy and popular and also require 20+ hours of beauty sleep a day.
While I appreciate your gift, I am confused by it. It is not salmon, or even salmon scented.
It does not contain cat nip.
It is not something I can fit in my mouth.
In fact, it makes me look ridiculous. As if the idiots in this household were not already threatening me with this, now I have this contraption to run away from.
I am considering revoking your fan club membership.
Sincerely,
Data
Ha ha, thanks Christina. I was just emailing friends this week telling them how much I wanted a cat hat! Ha!