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Bugs in my bra

By , July 29, 2009 5:11 am

When I got home last night from running in the park, I looked in my bra and I had about 10 bugs crawling all over my boobs.

Wow.

I asked Steven if it would be appropriate to take a picture to show you all and he said, “That would be absolutely INAPPROPRIATE.”

Sorry, you’ll have to use your imagination!

I might be a bit biased…

By , August 19, 2008 5:14 am

Pros of exercising INDOORS, on the treadmill:

  • Flat, even terrain
  • No wind! No resistance!
  • Flat screen tv to watch
  • Proximity to shower/bathroom
  • Ample light
  • No one can see you huffing and puffing
  • No funny outdoor smells
  • NO BUGS IN YOUR BRA

While Steven and I were walking home after running in the park last night, the area under my right breast really started to itch. Sports bras are a bit uncomfortable, so I figured that was all it was, and kept itching at it. I hurried up to the shower to peal it off and found…

… a little black bug with tiny legs.

GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS!

Gross.

You can probably guess that I took a LONG shower and scrubbed extra hard.

In all honesty, I prefer running outside over running on an indoor track, and I prefer running on an indoor track over running on the treadmill. But last night we had to run in the dark. And it’s August! I can’t get home any earlier, so I guess I will be using the treadmill a lot more (than I prefer) during the colder/darker season. I’m lucky we have one at home.

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