Pantalones
I used to have a pair of American Flag Pants, before I met Mr. Pronunciation and found out that flag was not pronounced like it rhymed with beg, but with bag, which I pronounced like “beg,” so it was all very confusing. Luckily, I was corrected. And still am.
I wore these pants with a USA Olympic shirt that had a lot of different flags on the back of it. I thought I was very cool and coordinated. I was a senior in high school.
I must have worn these pants in public? One time, I was shopping in the mall near my house (sadly, not for new pants), and a man offered me $25 for my pants.
Of course, I declined! These were my American Flag Pants, and I was going to Spain in less than a month! I had to wear the American Flag Pants in Spain (to bed, not in public).
A photo of me, and two girls who didn’t like me, eating chocolates, in Spain. Can you guess which one is me?
I wore that shirt last night to bed, but have NO idea what happened to the pants. Where are those pants?