Friday Question #129
What is the funniest thing you have ever heard a kid say* or what is the funniest thing you have accidentally said to/around a kid?
This question was inspired by an encounter with a young boy in my neighborhood last Friday. I was outside walking Data around noon, when the boy got home with his mother (must have been in morning school).
Boy: I really like puppies!
Kim: (thinking he is confused by the crazy woman walking her cat) Oh, this is a cat!
Boy: When your cat dies, are you going to get a puppy?!
Kim: (trying not to laugh) Maybe!
He then went on to tell me all about his waterproof backpack and Mario Brothers shirt until his mom made him go inside.
Ha ha.
Another time (and I have mentioned this story here, but before I was using wordpress) I overheard a young girl talking to her mom in the bathroom at Borders.
Girl: (referring to her poop) It’s coming! It’s coming and it’s knocking on the door!
Hmm, never heard anyone say that before!
And for my “accidentally said around a kid” story… Last summer, I was in my parent’s speed boat with my mom and young nephew. My dad and Steven went by in the jet boat (photo below) and caused a huge wave of water to come over the boat we were in, soaking us. I was actually taking this photo when the water came over us, and jokingly yelled “You F*ckers!!!” and shook my fist…
Only to see my nephew shake his fist too and yell “You F*ckers!” Oops.
*Tori, I expect you to have a lot of good ones!