Chris is ALL mine now. MINE MINE MINE.

By , July 23, 2014 6:02 am

Who’s your celebrity boyfriend/girlfriend? You know, your celebrity crush?!

I seem to stick with super heroes lately – Chris Hemsworth and Henry Cavill. 

My snister and I actually have an ongoing pretend (???) argument about whether Chris is actually her boyfriend or my boyfriend. I thought her getting married may seal the deal (that he’s MINE*) but I guess not:

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So I was very surprised to get this package in the mail…

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… does this mean Chris is mine now?!

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Or maybe he’s just on loan? Either way, I am very happy he’s here to visit. I asked Christina where to put him.

“In your bed obv”

Okay!

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Sweet dreams, right?

This gift just cracked me up SO much. I was giggling the whole time I opened it and when I set it up, too. Thanks, snister! I can’t wait to watch our boyfriend… with our boyfriend. Ha ha. 

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*Plus the whole Chris and Chris thing just doesn’t work, right?

25 Responses to “Chris is ALL mine now. MINE MINE MINE.”

  1. Anne says:

    I’m pretty sure this means Henry is now mine. MINE!

  2. Di says:

    *snort* THAT is hysterical. Also, something I obviously missed out on, only having a brother. Pretty doubtful my brother would ever send me a cardboard cutout of Kevin Bacon. He’d just look at me like I was nuts and say “Uh… yeah. He’s all yours. Weirdo.”

  3. Oh my god, this was funny! LOL!

  4. Heather says:

    This might be the most hilarious post you’ve ever written. I am cracking up at the picture of him in bed!

  5. Chaitali says:

    Ha ha… that is an awesome gift! I love that you actually put him in bed 🙂

  6. As long as everyone realizes that Karl Urban is mine, you guys can fight over Chris 🙂

  7. Haha, LOVE the Thor cutout! Have you seen the Angel Does Stuff Tumblr? If not, check it out: http://angeldoesstuff.tumblr.com/ I have a feeling Thor could have some similar adventures… 😉

    • kilax says:

      I haven’t! My bestie was just telling me I need to check out some Bradley Cooper instagram thing around similar lines!

  8. Tiina says:

    This is freaking hilarious. Where does one even get something like that!?!

  9. Christina says:

    Hahaha, silly snister. I gave you a cardboard cut-out of MY boyfriend, so that I can keep the REAL Chris Hemsworth all to myself! 😉 😉 😉 😉

  10. Rachel says:

    I feel like he is staring into my soul…

    Is he snuggling with your otter? What does Data think about this new man of the house?

    • kilax says:

      Yeah, too bad the otter (Kate) doesn’t have instagram! That would be the most exciting picture on her feed EVER!

      Data is scared. LOL. I wonder what sort of shape Thor will be in when I get home 🙂

  11. Jen2 says:

    I’m sure Data is going to shred your Chris because he knows that he belongs to me! You can have Henry instead! Since my hubby even has a man-crush on Chris, he’d be totally ok with me bringing him home!

  12. ChezJulie says:

    Love it!!!!! My current celebrity crush is Bradley Cooper. I’m sure my husband wouldn’t notice a wee cardboard cutout.

  13. Kayla says:

    That is way too funny! Love it!

  14. You’re going to have to pry him out of my cold, dead hands. Mwahahahahahaha

  15. martymankins says:

    Cool photo ops with Thor. he he

    My celebrity crush is: Cindy Crawford. And has been for as many years as she’s been a model/supermodel. And as an added bonus, her husband (Rande Gerber) makes my favorite tequila: Casamigos.

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