When I got home last night from running in the park, I looked in my bra and I had about 10 bugs crawling all over my boobs.
Wow.
I asked Steven if it would be appropriate to take a picture to show you all and he said, “That would be absolutely INAPPROPRIATE.”
Sorry, you’ll have to use your imagination!
Hi! I'm Kim, a 34-year-old living in Chicagoland with my husband, Steven, and our cats, Khali, Apollo, and Starbuck. I work in the design industry (architecture), follow a vegan lifestyle, am addicted to running, and am an ACE certified personal trainer (working at Essential Fitness, LLC ("Efit"))! I write about a variety of topics, and consider this a "life" blog - a place I can share anything that's on my mind. Please visit the "About" page to get a better idea of who I am! :-)
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Haha, well thanks for sharing anyway, even without photos. 😀
I would think leaving that one to the imagination would be even more inappropriate. No, wait, there really is no good way out of this one. Maybe you never should have told us.
Mica – Hopefully I won’t have a story like that to share EVER again.
kapgar – You’re right. Even writing it is inappropriate!
HAHAHAH. Gross gross gross. I’ve had a cemetery of gnats on my neck, but never farther south! That’s hilarious.
Ha! Well, better on your boobs than in your mouth….right?? I had one run where I swallowed TWO bugs. I had such a hard time sleeping that night! I don’t even like bugs on the ground in nature, much less in my mouth or on me…
Gross!!! What kind of bugs?
I love that Steven had to be the voice of reason. Thank goodness you have him, right? 😉
lmao! Ewwww…but lmao!
HA! and EW! and…. ick ick ick getting all itchy.
i totally wouldn’t have realized a pic was inappropriate either. hee!
But your adoring fans demand boobs! BOOBS, I say!
Why, yes, I’m feeling ridiculous right now.
Ha ha. Oh Kim, you crack me up.
Try some Skin So Soft bug spray next time–keeps the bugs away, and all natural too!
Well, I don’t believe you if I don’t see the pics..JUST KIDDING! That’s pretty funny, but how the hell did bugs get in your bra…*puke*
ps…completely random but i think i have the same shirt as the one you are wearing in your header pic. only in pink. banana republic?
YIKES! I absolutely hate getting bugs in my clothes…well almost as much as I hate getting them in my mouth or eyes! I can’t even imagine how those little buggers crawl their way into clothes! Blech!
Gross! I think Steven was right on this one.
I agree with kapgar…no point in telling us if we can see it….
In my mind these are roachy spidery bugs…it is quite disturbing.
You are going to have to quit running in JUST your bra. haha 😀
Ew! Bugs! I’m kind of glad there aren’t any pictures…
Were they gnats? Its weird that gnats would stick to you. I hope they didn’t bite!
Eww, eww, eww! No photos needed. LOL.
I’m with kapgar – imaginations are more indecent than a photo! Well, *some* imaginations… *grinning, eye-rolling*
Time for Illinois to embrace top-freedom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topfreedom), as found in Europe? I suppose by taking part in Chicago’s annual World Naked Bike Ride (http://www.nbcchicago.com/around-town/archive/Bike-Buck-Naked.html), at which running and other forms of non-motorized transportation is permitted, you’d have one opportunity in the year where the bugs won’t get trapped! ;P (Oh man, Steve and diane are both going to flay me alive!)
What kind of bugs were they? That many suggests a very-numerous type, like gnats or mosquitoes… yuck! Bug repellent sounds good…
Amy – I was laughing a bit then too. Even thought it was gross gross gross!!!
Holly – In the mouth is definitely worse. Even in the eye is worse. That makes me so angry.
Christina – I am not sure! Very tiny, pin-point size crawling ones with short spiky legs.
sizzle – I know! Ha. What would I do without him in my life?
Jo – Hee hee.
Alice – Yeah, I am happy I asked him first! He still didn’t seem too happy that I wrote about it 😉
Erin – LOL! That’s why I like you so much Erin! You’re fun!
diane – Thanks for the recommendation! I keep thinking I need to start bringing bug spray on my runs!
Gina (Mannyed) – LOL. Yeah, I made it all up 😉 My shirt is Kohl’s. Maybe the Banana Republic version will wear better than this one? I got a giftcard to there for my bday. I should look for your version.
Julia – It’s kind of lame in a big way. I guess I won’t have that problem in the winter!!!
Jess – Hee hee.
Hotch Potchery – They kind of had creepy legs like that, but were really small!
Denise – Ha! I wish that my body was nice enough that that was all I had to wear!
Susan – Ha! Yeah. You wouldn’t be able to tell what they are anyway 😉
Jen512 – I am not sure if they were gnats, they seemed more aggressive…
Bethany – Hee hee. Seems like a pretty strong vote for NO pics!
E – I’ve always thought about one of those nude races! They were the size of gnats, but had legs. I am not sure what they were! 🙁
Wow. That is GROSS. 🙂